I want a sugar daddy now - ╥﹏╥ If you're reading this and you are a sugar daddy, p...

So true

Lmao

so ur a toddler

I'm looking for a new kitten playtoy to spend my corporate slaves' hard earned but unfairly taken from money.
I'm 9'9 with a 20 long inch dick and whatever a fit, buff, shredded muscular hot veiny man's weight is, I'm also commanding, sexy and dominant.
I'd like it if my kitten was 3'2 with a 2 inch waist and weights 4 pounds who's also obedient, cute and submissive

You sound like the man of my dreams though a bit shorter

I was joking I'm actually 20'3 but I didn't want to intimidate you too much

I care about you kitten

HELPFHDG

Yup I found the man of my dreams. Good luck everybody else

*grabs his kitten's hand and runs towards the sun happily ever after*

Wtf