I'm not a hater, but if the emperor was choking amd I had a glass of water, I'll drink it.

Nah bruh, I'd shove all that water into his mouth and make him gag and choke on that shit, after that ima shove down that empty glass cup down his throat too and be like "OH NO, HIS MAJESTY WAS ASSASINATED! SOMEONE HELP!" while trying to dismember his body.