Grrr

His roommate is such a beach ass how. Fake people like that guy deserves to kneel down to me and lick my feet until their soaking wet and slimy. And then I'll dip my feet into nitrogen dioxide and dog poo and make them smell it while I rub it against their futile faces. And after that I'm not done yet, I'll take a teaspoon of soy sauce and shove it into their mouth and make them taste the bitter sourness that is of the soy sauce goodness. After that I'll implant my needles into their fragile bodies and impregnate them with my specimen and give birth to aliens that will rule the planet and bring forth their queen mother that is I. After I claim world domination I will wage war to the human race until a few alien troops of mine rebel and the rebel grow larger and larger. Until the aliens found out humans are better and actually kind they will team out and join forces in order to stop the human alien queen. Some of my loyal aliens will stay, but they will not be enough to end the war with triumph so I'll do my last resort that is to give a speech about a dream I once had. About children holding hands and then if that doesn't convince anyone I'll just shoot myself and Germalien would be free of queen alien humans reign and live happily ever after happy happy hapyy