WTF?!

drunks will do anything. After what I have seen drunks do I wouldn't question this.

Or maybe you were just too drunk to remember.
... and as the first reply said, I wouldn't question either.

So... you were too drunk to remember that you were drunk?

Hmmm.. You got a point. I've seen a lot of drunk people do crazy stuff but I've never seen one masturbate (thankfully?) LOL

If that's the case, I'm glad no one has evidence or have seen me done so. (⊙…⊙ )

HAHAHAHA ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Sadly I have. I have also see drunks try to have sex with someone else. And To my amusement I have seen a drunk mistake a chair for a person and tried to screw it.

And I can tell you drunks get up to crazy stuff since the last time I was drunk I did archery.

Your comment literally made me spill my drink all over my laptop. hahaha Archery?! Good thing you didn't hit a person (⊙…⊙ )

You've definitely seen crazy things! I think the worst I've seen are guys dancing naked. As far as me getting pissed drunk - a friend told me once that I went on a kissing rampage. So..... ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Truthfully I suck at archery when sober. Apparently when I get drunk I am relaxed enough I don't almost kill people. Also yay! I made someone do a spit take!

I know some strange people. they only get stranger when drunk. Though the funniest thing for me is watching a drunk trying hit on someone. It's common, but It also never gets old.