My jaw was visibly on the floor.
Please I swear it was a joke I am not that down bad at all
(Or am I?)
Sure...I believe you... :D
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
Chill he won't even notice you if he were real
Bro it's a joke-
I have no interest in fucking a fictional person
Ya writing a whole azz paragraph and say it's a joke lol
I get it's a joke , my comment was also one
Nah felt like I had to reiterate cause there's people in here who actually mean the downbad shit they say
I NEED LONG HAIRED YAN TO RAIL ME. I AM READY. NO LUBE, NO PROTECTION, ALL NIGHT LONG. FROM THE DOORWAY TO THE KITCHEN TO THE BED. TILL WE CAN'T WALK PROPERLY THE NEXT DAY. TILL THE BED IS SO ABSOLUTELY BROKEN THAT WE NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE. TILL I SQUEEZE OUT EVERY DROP OF HIS JUICE. TILL MY VOICE BREAKS AND REFUSES TO COME OUT. FROM DAWN TO MIDNIGHT. TILL THE NOISES DRIVE THE NEIGHBOURS MAD. TILL THERE ISN'T A POSITION WE HAVEN'T TRIED.
(For all legal reasons this is a joke, i just found him really hot)