
LMAO I’ve had experiences where I’d be alone at home and after showers I kid you not I’d hear someone knock on my door hella loud and one time I heard my step mom calling out to me but I was completely alone like I said , and I started asking the THING to please leave and that I didn’t want any trouble and since then it’s been quietttttt
And Im gonna follow your account cause you are actually kinda funny lol

Okay that skinwalker thing is vile when it knocks cuz sometimes I'm in my room drawing or smth when I hear a knock on the door and it fucking starts opening so me being innocent goes "come in", but the door stops opening and there's just a crack in it so I get up to go open it but no one's there like everyone's in the living room so I legit just went "nope" and went to the living room as well aw thanks I don't try to be, I guess it's a gift huhu

Idek atp like I only knew if a guy liked me if the boys were being stupid (like screaming "this guy likes you!") and only had guy friends but I've rejected one girl who said she liked me (I lowk led her on like a player ) and I'm currently dating one so idk which way the universe wants me to swing if a ghost comes after me and haunts my house just cuz I'm there then imma start charging it rent

Okay this is very interesting I feel like we need a deep dive , so I’m not entirely sure if your a boy or a girl but from I can see you’re bi, and so you’ve had guy admirers, (also so wrong for leading on that girl lmaooo, live and learn ig) and now your dating girl, and I’m hoping your'e in happy relationship cause I’m getting undertones of I’m not super ecstatic (but correct me if I’m wrong of course) like your confused how you got here yk lol
do you like the fact that girls go after you or would you prefer more guys to? And LMAOOOOOO imagine “ I’m taxing you for freeloading “ bahahahah

Yeah I am confused abt how I got here bc 1: I got a super cute and hot gf and idk how and 2: I must have max aura cuz how am I pulling all these people wtf I was super ecstatic when my gf accepted me (ooh I'm getting butterflies) but we're happy now lol she's stopped getting jealous when I talk to other people (she's lowk covertly posessive) and the girl who I played continues to give me updates on her life (she once sent me a long ass paragraph detailing how I broke her heart but wtv she seems happy enough now) and also it's not that I want people after me it's just that I find it funny and interesting ( I may be a sociopath) when people confess (fake or not) for their friend so I laugh it off instead of giving them dirties like I used to (cuz I don't wanna be a wooyeon) n yeah I am bi whoa huhu yes I am charging the skinwalker rent if I catch a glimpse of it anywho tell me abt your love life backstories bc I've just been yapping abt myself for ages

I’m so glad you’re happy in your relationship, love is amazing! Tbh some possessiveness is not bad just not Im gonna locking you in my basement forever type of possessiveness yk ( unless your'e into that) . AND LMAOOOO how bad did you hurt this girl for her to send you a long ass paragraph like that if you don’t mind sharing , but damn she still gives you updates, ig that means y’all are on good terms . I’m not gonna lie with you my love life is dryer than a desert , I’ve never dated , kissed , held hands and the list goes on (sadly)
even after loosing 40lbs I still got no one confessing their undying love for me lol im not even ashamed of saying this I just don’t get how people get into relationships that’s why keep talking about yourself it’s quite interesting like tell me about how you and your gf met and all that tea if you want to share cause I’m boring

Aw no you're not boring I'll tell you everything you asked lol okay so basically a few years back I moved countries back to my hometown with my family, so I had to go back to the school I was in before I went abroad um so I used to have this friend before I left who was still there when I came back so she helped me settle back in and introduced me to a girl who also liked to draw a lot uh so I got close with her over art (imma call her A bc I'm having diflficulties specifying ppl) and then at one point she randomly asked me what my sexuality was I was kinda bi leaning towards men at that point so I just said bi and then A goes oh I'm a lesbian which is when I caught wind of her liking me haa.. So then she kept tryna invite me over and we watched a couple of episodes of heartstopper, which was like the episode when Charlie asked Nick if he would ever kiss a guy so I decided to ask that question to her, like "would you kiss me?" and after that she was quiet and her ears went a bit red so my sociopathic arse thought her reaction was funny and continued to do shit like that until the last day before I moved schools again and she came out and told me she liked me and asked me if we could date and I just straight up gave her a dirty stare and ignored her for the rest of the day uhh then she told one of her friends that I did that to her and gave her my mum's number (bc I didn't have my own phone then) and sent my mum these trash messages saying that I'm a scumbag and that I should rot in hell or something like that, but my mum just blocked A's friend and then A starts spamming me paragraphs on Roblox of how I was her first actual love AND heartbreak rolled into one and then she decides to give me updates about what's going on at her school but for a while I just replied "ok" but now I haven't been on it for a couple of years now so.. Yeah that's that story. Oh and also I saw her at the bus station before school once and it was the most awkward shit ever

And abt my gf here's that origin story: I made this friend when I moved schools after the past predicament and at one point we went to a science fair together uh so the friend that I made, O, introduced me to her friends from her old school and one of them is my now gf, P. We became friends from that trip, and we continued to be friends for a couple of years until last year, when I felt a connection to her that was highkey stronger than friendship I'm crying her features which I once thought to be pretty became hot and cute in my view, so after lunch break one day I pulled her aside and became rly serious and said, word for word, "look P, you can push me away rn or ignore me, or hate me, but I kinda have feelings for you.. Will you be my gf?" cringey, ik, but she accepted immediately I was so shocked and excited I can't explain it in words but omds her smile was sunshine personified like- so yeah we've been dating since last year October I think? Idk but omg when I say that girl is SO FINE ahem.. Anyways drop tips on how to lose weight pls I wanna be worthy of this angel

That’s sweet of you . Why does your love life feel like a freaking movie what hahahah but your honestly so wrong for teasing her but going on Roblox to tell someone how much you’ve broken their hurt is hilarious I’m so sorry it’s so childish, it’s like when you stop being friends with someone and they unfollow you on Pinterest or something lol and stopppp! the awkward side eyes you must have had at that bus stop I can’t

Stooooppppp that’s so cuteee. But yes quite some cheesy and cliche lignes right there if their was rain it would have been even more perfect lol. The way you write about her and how your view of her started to change the more you fell in love is so wholesome
. Oh I could give you 7 paragraphs on wight loss and my journey but that would take an eternity. So depending on how much motivation you have and if your looking for long term etc can all depend on your weight loss journey ( gosh this is gonna be hard to keep short) I don’t exactly want you to do what I did for my first 30lbs cause I feel like it was unhealthy but when starting if you don’t know already you have to be in a calories deficit again depending on how fast you want this you can just take out 200 of your maintenance calories and you of course will lose weight (slower obv) and you don’t really even have to change your diet all that much, the rule is 80/20 , 80 percent is your diet I lost all of my weight with little to no exercise like my only moving time was at school at home I was a bum fr lmao, 20 is exercising m this helps with faster weight loss and getting more toned.
So when starting lots of people will say do intuitive eating but you can only really do that when you have acquired the good habits , so for now try not buying any trigger foods like ice-cream or chips if yk it’s gonna make you binge , I’m not saying don’t eat them but if youre serious about this leave it off and eat other foods that have less calories and are also yummy ( I can give you meal ideas if you want that helped me a lot with my last 10 pounds ) then when you feel like your in a good place with food I would tell you eat what you want but don’t go over board like if you feel like having pasta eat it and then think am i satisfied if not have a bit more but my BIGGEST ADVICE IS : eat when your hungry but not until you are full !!!!!! I have so many other tips cause weight loss is a mental battle too . Also for me I was doing this diet with a nutritionist and one day I was like I don’t want to do this anymore im dizzy all the time I’ve been eating the same food everyday for 6 months and i couldn’t take it anymore so I stopped and decided to continue myself , my next goal is -10lbs , also if you ever binge don’t ever feel bad I binged a week ago for a week straight (absolutely foul) and I once at a whole baguette in a day and shoved even more garbage food down my throat and I was still able to get to -40bls and this was last month . Habits die hard but if you get back track that’s what matters even after a week i
Okay I’m gonna stop I wrote too much if you end up not reading this I understand and respect that lol

Sweet of me is craaazy lmfao but yeah that time at the bus station was mad bc I grew a couple of inches but she didn't, so she approached first and waved at me but it took me a good few seconds to recognise her tbf I'm surprised she recognised me bc before I was shorter and my hair was to the middle of my back, but at that point my hair was just a little past my ears I lowk shuffled away after I gave a one word answer to a question she asked I'm so mean wtf

Oh dw I read the whole thing I'm totes serious yes pleasee meal ideas bc I used to have tuna pasta salads for lunch but the place I usually got them from stopped making them and I also couldn't be bothered to make it myself so huhu that failed, and recently I haven't been eating much either but like the weight has seperation anxiety or some shit, and I'm also super sporty AND I do military training once a week so I don't understand my own body atp like yk when you see other people's bodies and you feel highly insignificant please help meh lol also yeah my life sorta feels like a movie atp cuz me and my gf do the training once a week together, and when we were doing our first aid qualification I had to put someone else in the recovery position who wasn't her so I was slowly inching away, but then she decides to say, "if you do it quickly I'll give you a kiss" and lord did I save that person quick
this crazy fever dream smut fantasy is hilariously intentionally unintentional with its humor and im LIVING for it, the concept of all of them being STRICTLY the same person even tho they’re different owens too is a fantasy id never thought jd be so into(i want one)
And one things for sure, i did not mind it eventually leading up to a 6-some with all the other owens, except my favorite gotta be the soldier owen..if OG owen gets jealous of the other owens, I TAKE DIBS ON SCRUMPTIOUS MORENO OWEN PLS:333333, I can take one for the team:33333
But also i was assuming the same thing with the other comments’ guesses, about owen experiencing postpartum depression and its sad to think about him developing it yet also interesting to see since hes not human, while at the same time— it has to be the build up of his several attempts on going back into the past to start anew with nux, again even tho hes not human, you can only do so much until it chips off your sanity, assuming they still go thro it, well they did mention emotions so it implies that they are(asangards?) capable of experiencing it so it wouldnt be that far fetched for him to go through some sort of whiplash.
i jus want my babies to be happy tho BUT again if one owen gets pregnant? and gives out one child that basically has 4 selves, what does that mean when the other owens get pregnant tootheyre alrdy ten of them with just one owen……was what i thought while seeing handkerchief owen sulking about being able to get preg too, as i say again reading this all in one go rn is an absolute fever dream and an insane one at that, this crazy sex fantasy has appalled me and apparently im into that