*repeatedly slaps the upvote button in the face*
I imagined the four beautiful omelettes that could've been made with those eggs or a whole serving of scrambled eggs that would've let me survive for a day or two. They could've had a bright future. What a tragedy. :(
Two* omelettes. Good omelettes use two eggs (or more). Thing of the rolled eggs that could have been made. Would they have been salty? Sweet? Now we'll never know.
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This child went through all this for those damn eggs. You didn't have to drop those eggs. I get that dramatic kiss scenes are necessary, but you know what isn't necessary? Destroying four perfectly fine eggs. They didn't deserve that.