"look at me, i am a young teenage duke's daughter and i got abducted and freed myself and ...

"look at me, i am a young teenage duke's daughter and i got abducted and freed myself and informed my maids of my abduction but they didn't inform my parents and authorities and neither did i and I'm going to investigate by myself, bc who else can find out the truth and save ppl from human trafficking other than a teenage, sheltered duke's daughter"

who tf is righting this nonsensical story? dropping it rn