There's this big bird that's breaking through my window, lemme just sit my ass here and do...

Veyunali April 30, 2025 1:18 pm

There's this big bird that's breaking through my window, lemme just sit my ass here and do nothing like a deer in front of a moving car instead of moving out of the way.

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    Val April 30, 2025 1:46 pm

    The way I can't even judge him cause I feel like I'd be the same (つ╥﹏╥)つ

    cheesygarlicbread May 1, 2025 6:10 am

    tbf he triggered his fight/flight/freeze response and maybe the vulture-looking bird would've gotten even more excited (and aggressive) to hunt him if he tried to run away?

    Sapphire May 3, 2025 5:09 am
    The way I can't even judge him cause I feel like I'd be the same (つ╥﹏╥)つ Val

    Literally same, like he was terrified frozen and in despair because it really was hopeless but still managed to call ML and tell him, like that’s better than most of us probably