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You know your local Dim & Dave who live together, never date women and act like a married couple despite swearing up and down that they're straight? they don't fuck, they don't call each other soulmates but they're the picture perfect married couple who appear in stock images? it's them.
The og couple got forgotten but I think porcupine dude is ready to settle down with blondie. He doesn't even need a confession or anything anymore, he's accepted the role of a husband before even getting to the dating stage.