Guys

YES PLEASE

I’ll bring the tape

I'll bring knives

I'll bring the car to kidnap him

Ill bring the rag and chloroform

And I'll bring a horse D strap-on, raw dog his bussy till he be loose and only have to sigh when he needs to shat

TS IS FRYING ME SOMEONE MAKE THIS INTO AN AO3 FANFIC

ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY NEEDED THANK YOU

I’ll bring um the punch and chimichangas not for him but for the cult y’all gone be hungry after all the torturing stuffs

should we tie him to a chair or chained to a wall?

My tape says chair, but I’ll prep some chains too

I think we should just hang him from the ceiling

Yes but like from every limb neck?

Okay, I’ll bring rope too. Can never be too prepared

Yes. Every finger and toe.

OH YES THATS SMART

Babes Im kinda smol so just leave him suspended where I can freely hump him (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

Babyyy why do u wanna hump him? There r better fish in the sea. Don't settle for the piranha.

Oh babes you might wanna back read on what I'll be humping him with. Our fujodanshis will thank me later (▰˘◡˘▰)

Ill bring pliers so we can rip off his toenails and fingernails slowly