guys I’m about to cry I remember like 5 years ago when I was a goofball me and my past c...

julesbianchi July 30, 2025 8:09 am

guys I’m about to cry I remember like 5 years ago when I was a goofball me and my past crush used to sit near eachother, and since my birthday was coming up I asked him to do the unthinkable.
“Sit on my lap haha!!” I was half joking and half serious. The worst part is, he did it. And not only did he sit on it, he bounced. BOUNCED. Dude, I’m not joking I’m crying while writing this.
I was shocked that he was bouncing. Omfg I was such a perv.
AND it gets worse. I asked him if I could poke a pencilup his ass. NO, not like in “there”. Surprisingly, that bih agreed. I was lowkey satisfied and disgusted. Matter of fact, there were people close by. We sat near the back of the room.
I got my pencil, poked him like 3 times in the ass.
Till I looked next to me. The guy next to us was crying, staring at us. HE WAS CRYING BECAUSE HE SAW EVERYTHING.
Dude the embarrassment I felt for me and my crush. He was finna tell everyone. HE WAS CRYING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME.
Me and my past-crush used to have so many funny ass moments together. Now our friendships made us get distanced.

Responses
    cumshotmaster July 30, 2025 8:13 am

    I envy ppl who can't read ts

    RETIRED FUJOSHI July 30, 2025 8:22 am

    What....

    izu July 30, 2025 8:24 am

    so i did not learn english for this

    Lilyco July 30, 2025 8:27 am

    Is he pretty

    julesbianchi July 30, 2025 8:28 am
    Is he pretty Lilyco

    Hm I could say he looked like a femboy back then..

    Gojo's husband July 30, 2025 8:41 am

    How do i save comments

    sada July 30, 2025 8:47 am

    a tw could've save me

    julesbianchi July 30, 2025 8:53 am
    a tw could've save me sada

    My bad……. um… Goodnight everyone

    spero July 30, 2025 8:57 am
    I envy ppl who can't read ts cumshotmaster

    ur name is cumshotmaster and u cant handle a little freaky

    Doctor House July 30, 2025 9:19 am
    ur name is cumshotmaster and u cant handle a little freaky spero

    leave cumshotmaster alone, bro has a point

    cumshotmaster July 30, 2025 9:24 am
    ur name is cumshotmaster and u cant handle a little freaky spero

    oh honey I take cum, not embarrassments

    juice July 30, 2025 10:29 am

    this comment deserves to be printed out and pinned on my wall

    namachi July 30, 2025 10:32 am

    this gotta be a child making this comment

    julesbianchi July 30, 2025 4:42 pm
    this gotta be a child making this comment namachi

    NO DUDE I SWEAR IM TURNING 20 SOON STOP

    julesbianchi July 30, 2025 4:43 pm
    NO DUDE I SWEAR IM TURNING 20 SOON STOP julesbianchi

    Maybe like next year but yeah