Sometimes I wish real life was like porn. It'd be great to get out of the bath and not wo...

cutekittensmeow August 12, 2025 5:11 am

Sometimes I wish real life was like porn. It'd be great to get out of the bath and not worry about drying off because somehow you don't get cold, you don't get water everywhere, and your hair dries perfectly anyways, lol

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    Kathy c August 13, 2025 3:00 am

    realest comment ever tbh

    Duck August 13, 2025 1:08 pm

    was like porn or was like manga / manhwa lol cause if it were like porn i think you’d have someone else waiting for you after that shower

    Scinn August 17, 2025 11:13 pm

    They don’t gotta worry about STDs too despite the amt of guys creampie-ing uke in every hole in his body, truly a magical world it is

    HuaHua August 19, 2025 1:55 pm

    Lol, and not afraid to slip on the bathtub while having seggs. I rmb everytime I'm on a bathtub, it's so slippery and I always wonder how could those character have segs in the bathroom or in the bathtub without falling lol

    Chammalia August 20, 2025 12:48 am
    They don’t gotta worry about STDs too despite the amt of guys creampie-ing uke in every hole in his body, truly a magical world it is Scinn

    Don't forget you'll see them dripping and squirting everywhere, yet they never seem to become sticky or messy or require showers or laundry unless it's specifically a part of the plot for the scene.
    Also, they last forever and seem to get the most amazing orgasms every time and multiple times (whether you or josei). Very enviable

    HuaHua August 20, 2025 1:15 am
    Don't forget you'll see them dripping and squirting everywhere, yet they never seem to become sticky or messy or require showers or laundry unless it's specifically a part of the plot for the scene. Also, they ... Chammalia

    I envy the orgasm part so much