He’s so me when I saw a dick for the first time. But not cuz the size threw me off but b...

Eww

Σ( ￣□￣||) oh hell naw. That's scary and disgusting af wtf. I just had I mental and olfactory image and now I want to bleach my existence. Thanks

Did they not wash it

I hope you're okay now

Met him on a dating app and went to his place. I just assumed he already took a shower because he looked so fresh. Immediately took his dick out to give him a bj because I was way too excited. And that’s how I got disoriented by a flashbang made out of piss and shit

I was just desperate to pop my cherry but thank goodness I didn’t lose it to that unhygienic mf. I got out of there fast

Kinda the reason why I never went back to dating sites after that. People called me silly for it but I just couldn’t get over what happened lmfao

Damn

Guurrrl I didn't learn English for this

Well I guess it's the least worst scenario that could've happened since u met him through a dating app

I’m actually grateful that it was my most awful experience ever

I get you that a real traumatic experience. I'm so glad you never touched one of those dating app again, there's so many dangerous thing that could've happened. I hope you found someone safe, trustworthy and hygienic afterward tho. And those people calling you silly can go suck any other dirty dick if they want, maybe they'll get the new experience they always wished for.

Thank god you did. That's an STD or UTI waiting to happen. I would also swear off of dating apps if that happened too. Tbh, dating apps have just gone into the gutter after COVID

Please be careful stds are real

Yes omg I fr thanked the universe that I didn’t give in to the temptations and was able to find someone from my college like 7 months later and we dated for quite some time. Continued to only date the guys from my uni/work after that and they all smelled heavenly(▰˘◡˘▰)

Literally!! The way I had some thoughts about going back but then my friend told me he met someone from grindr who had a drawer of kewchie pockets full of cum because it’s easier for the fucker to just ‘fill one up until it starts to feel gross then buy a new one’ instead of washing that thang clean like kdjsjjsjshs