better yet buy the whole theater so nobody would disturb you
PS:do people actually have sex in theaters??? that's freaking embarrassing
Yes I used to work at a theater and one of my coworkers caught ppl having sex twice
good thing you didn't saw that first hand cause good lord I'd cause a scene there
A more famous instance of it was Paul Reubens (Peewee Herman) getting caught.
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(^-^)/ PSA: For those that don't know, don't expose yourself in a theater. You'll end up in prison and on the sex offenders list. Leave it in fiction.