if he had sex while drunk i’m gonna lose it fr

I have a feeling he got drunk, staggered out, shifted, and got picked up by a cat person.

Because seriously, that's how he needs to be shopping. Use that cute cat form to cuddle up, let them dish out who they really are because people don't hold back with their pets, and pick your moment. (Based on the first few panels, that's not how this is going to go but he's just drawn too damn cute as a cat.