oviposition

mika September 11, 2025 4:23 pm

im so jealous lol at how he managed to give birth to such big eggs so easily with natural lubricants meanwhile im constipated as hell and everytime i poop my asshole stings a bit i can feel my hemorrhoids colonies increasing everytime i poop. srry for the tmi but back to my topic oviposition is goat and hot man

Responses
    closetedbrainrot September 11, 2025 4:25 pm

    I just know ur someones future doctor

    Isodidnotreadthis September 11, 2025 4:29 pm

    Same man same its hard out here

    Rim Myaz September 11, 2025 4:40 pm

    Lmaoo I remember one time my waste was so big I started crawling on the floor just to get it out. It had me wondering how guys are able to take anything bigger than a pinky up their @$$

    Tanpopo September 11, 2025 4:43 pm

    same i wish i had an elastic hole like this i'm sick and tired of my constipation and suppositories

    aikochii September 11, 2025 5:17 pm

    lol I love you for this!!!

    ferstark September 11, 2025 5:42 pm
    Lmaoo I remember one time my waste was so big I started crawling on the floor just to get it out. It had me wondering how guys are able to take anything bigger than a pinky up their @$$ Rim Myaz

    Omg that sounds a bit traumatic ngl, not mean to be nosey but the bathroom ended up being a mess after that?

    Kurvi September 11, 2025 6:06 pm
    Lmaoo I remember one time my waste was so big I started crawling on the floor just to get it out. It had me wondering how guys are able to take anything bigger than a pinky up their @$$ Rim Myaz

    Bro pls drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fiber

    Rim Myaz September 11, 2025 11:16 pm
    Omg that sounds a bit traumatic ngl, not mean to be nosey but the bathroom ended up being a mess after that? ferstark

    Not really. Just came out in a plop

    Rim Myaz September 11, 2025 11:16 pm
    Bro pls drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fiber Kurvi

    Yeah the doctor said that too .

    mika September 12, 2025 1:42 am
    I just know ur someones future doctor closetedbrainrot

    im studying pharmacy how can you tell omg

    mika September 12, 2025 1:43 am
    Lmaoo I remember one time my waste was so big I started crawling on the floor just to get it out. It had me wondering how guys are able to take anything bigger than a pinky up their @$$ Rim Myaz

    ur so real for this one time i jus started pressing the area between my asshole and my priv part to manually push the poop out