Hmm

Not inside pls. Hemorrhoids are no jokes.

Yes. This. They don’t go away either. They always come back. The doctors won’t do shit about them. They don’t look sexy. Plus you don’t wanna be on top when you 69 either. There’s not many guys who want to eat out a bumpy asshole either. I’m hoping they’re metaphorical scars.

I'm not a guy but hemo just destroys one's self confidence, is debilitating to live with, and especially is horrendous, hellish when one has ibs. So I shuddered hearing that line, regardless of its intention. Lol

Same! I told my husband they are built in massagers for his balls in missionary position and that if he ever leaves me imma tell his new wife how much he enjoyed it.

Wha-LOLOLOL

Yes it’s called a special feature haha