For basically your whole marriage, your wife says “nope! We are just gonna sleep and hold hands! Nothing else!!” And you’re such an incredible husband that you don’t get fed up or frustrated and you faithfully follow her timeline and suddenly, out of nowhere, as soon as you return from battle, she pushes you down on a bed and tells you to make babies with her ╥﹏╥ justice for my man! He’s confused but he has spirit!
For basically your whole marriage, your wife says “nope! We are just gonna sleep and hold hands! Nothing else!!” And you’re such an incredible husband that you don’t get fed up or frustrated and you faithfully follow her timeline and suddenly, out of nowhere, as soon as you return from battle, she pushes you down on a bed and tells you to make babies with her ╥﹏╥ justice for my man! He’s confused but he has spirit!