this is killing me. What?!
LMAOO???
Wha- °Д °
CRAZY ASS TALK
HELPPPPP
If people like men with big boobs, I’m going to upgrade my chest. I wonder if having my gf suck on them daily help
For sure! I didn’t think I was into man boobs until I went to Italy and say an employee at the port with beautiful black hair and absolutely GODLIKE pecs like holy shit, I caught myself drooling…
Uhm anyways lemme know if you start lactating from having your titties sucked every day! If u do then id be glad to help your girlfriend out with managing it teehee
I am the most sane and clear minded I’ve ever been. I’m pretty sure just the thought of drinking Milton’s juice straight from the tap is curing my malnutrition and brain fog. I’m lactose intolerant but I’d still cosplay at Spencer Shay from that one weird baby scene in iCarly if that’s what it takes to get a sip
I think I just ovulated holy cow , i understand why the Israelites made a golden calf the second Moses left to get the Ten Commandments , I’d commit idolatry AND adultery with those tits so damn hard