I think he's Zeus....
Oh right, i forgot this dude got brothers
Thts a relief
Technically Jesus had younger (half) brothers too… i mean they weren’t divine but yk
He’s still def not Jesus tho obviously, ik Jesus hung out with tax collectors and prostitutes but I don’t think he was that much of a conniving playboy…
This foreign guy said he'll be "king of GODS," not "king of KINGS" (Jesus). Jesus would've never said "GODS" (in plural) because to him there was only ONE
True… Jesus crack theory will live on in my heart though
WAIT AND JESUS WASNT EVEN GREEK LMFAO
Yeah we all loved that crack theory lmao hahah it was too much fun (I totally believe in God having a sense of humor)
SO IS HE JESUS AFTER ALL???
MOJITO I SWEAR TO GOD LMAO