Oh, glad I'm not the only one who thinks about this kind of thing. Yeah, and masturbating too, lols, can you imagine?
I would perish. I always imagined he would jack it when she would leave on missions or leave the tent for an allotted time for privacy. She was a smart bird anyways and I can’t imagine doing something like that in front of an animal anyways lmao
Haha, yeah. But you can look at it the other way: they already have experience living together. The transition to married couple would be smoother.
Can you imagine finding out the princess you were infatuated with for 2 years was your pet bird and she’s been listening to you rip ass in the privacy of your war tent this whole time