If it were slightly more realistic

vandover October 12, 2025 2:05 am

Can you imagine finding out the princess you were infatuated with for 2 years was your pet bird and she’s been listening to you rip ass in the privacy of your war tent this whole time

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    greytanuki October 18, 2025 12:56 pm

    Oh, glad I'm not the only one who thinks about this kind of thing. Yeah, and masturbating too, lols, can you imagine?

    vandover October 18, 2025 11:31 pm
    Oh, glad I'm not the only one who thinks about this kind of thing. Yeah, and masturbating too, lols, can you imagine? greytanuki

    I would perish. I always imagined he would jack it when she would leave on missions or leave the tent for an allotted time for privacy. She was a smart bird anyways and I can’t imagine doing something like that in front of an animal anyways lmao

    greytanuki October 19, 2025 3:20 am
    I would perish. I always imagined he would jack it when she would leave on missions or leave the tent for an allotted time for privacy. She was a smart bird anyways and I can’t imagine doing something like th... vandover

    Haha, yeah. But you can look at it the other way: they already have experience living together. The transition to married couple would be smoother.