DAMMIT

The goblin is not 14 he's just small. The traits are pretty consistent across the fantasy board for goblins and if you look at his other family members they also have small statures. Not gonna defend the high school one though, just thought I'd clear up the misconception of the goblins

"misconceptions of goblins" what that this is a pedo bait goblin? That misconception? Like I'm sorry, that scene in the shower is just pedo shit

Dude wtf is wrong with you lmao? Have you never seen short people before? It's not pedo bait, I'm just trying to explain the typical physical statures of fantasy creatures. If you immediately jump to pedo shit that's a you problem man

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT GOBLINS THINK. If I showed that shower scene with no context to anyone who doesn't know what lore accurate GOBLINS look like, they'd beat me to death with clubs

Also dude GOBLINS have like massive noses and big ears and carry around clubs while wearing loin cloths. Not like, a brown 14 year old

Dude none of the characters in this comic have any of the "ugly" features of baseline stereotypes, he's still a pretty generic looking style of goblin. I seriously think you're way too determined to see pedophilia everywhere where it isn't.

No that's what people who've seen more than one single depiction of a creature think. It's called variation my guy.

What do you mean you've never interacted with me before. If we're playing that game, you're way too determined to be one of those "they're actually 5000 years old" guys

Jesus christ I do not have the energy for this kind of immaturity k bye live your life infantalizing short people and seeing crime everywhere you look. Seems exhausting but have fun my friend.

Also for someone who's throwing this much of a fit you sure have a track record of baby-faced bottoms in your reading list lmao

I'm a short woman who looks pretty young. By your logic, I'm pedo bait? Your way of thinking furthers the infantalization of short people further. Many short people are treated like incompetent kids. You're furthering that notion

Oh my god, SHORT PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY POCS NOW, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO HATE CRIME YOU

What does POC have anything to do with short people?? short people ≠ POC. Now you’re looking for pedo bait and race fishing???

I refuse to believe you're this dumb. I'm MOCKING this idea that short people are some marginalized group

I’m sorry you’re this dumb to believe I was actually serious… cmon dude.

What that short woman said was WAY more stupid in comparison and was genuine, the bar was low okay

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