I dream of the day Gjord turns into a giant dragon and swallows Lister whole

I dont want gjord to digest him though (even if hes gonna shit him out but still some parrs of lister will be absorbed in gjord and i dont think gjord deserves that) i just wish gjord would blast a fire and burn lister real slow till hes ashes (ofc while alive)

Fair point. I dream of the day Gjord takes a giant dragon shit on Lister, crushing him not to quickly but with certain death