Yes you are lower than a rollercoaster

Well JK you are ranked lower than a rollercoaster cause lets not forget you’re the same guy who embarrassed and humiliated Dan in front of the whole team, accused Dan of purposely harming you thinking he was working for the other team even after him denying it, left him after sex and did not once check up on him, yelled at him and berated for his health ( cough cough his birthday present for you), only spoke to him in regards of YOU and YOUR NEEDS never noticing what he was going through for a while (hence Dan only believing you care for him for your own favour) SO I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU MIGHT BE LOWER THAN A ROLLER COASTER ON THE MAKING DAN HAPPY INDEX.... and do not get me started on the debt in which you claimed you bought him in cash...