DONT LICK EYEBALLS! you can catch pink eye
Tell that to him man...I have a feeling he would lick his eyeballs when he sleeps
Hes insanee! Imagine waking up to something liking your eye EWWWW
Or herpes (cold sores). If you get it in your eyes, you can go BLIND (⊙_⊙ )
Scary
DONT LICK EYEBALLS! you can catch pink eye