Hilarious, as always, buuutttt...

Kaelepulu November 25, 2025 3:22 am

...there are no private beaches in Hawaii. Even remote resorts and private residences must allow non-guests access to their beaches. It's the law.

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    CuddleQuill November 25, 2025 4:07 am

    …With the exception of certain areas under direct control by the Feds. So maybe Woo-do has connections with US Federal Government? ( ̄∇ ̄")