Im dying s grade toilet
Sometimes I feel like I need one of those
Same I've broken 2 toilets from shitting before, I've earned the name cement shit lol
CEMENT SHIT WDYM shit jokes r so funny i cant,,
Babe
genuinely how did you manage to break a toilet not once but TWICE while shitting i’m crine
I don't know how to tell you this, but it also happened within 24hrs apart from each other so just as the first one was replaced we had to get another, we also bought an industrial auger lol
was the toilet just like so full of shit it snapped or like did the pipes burst or sum
idk if i'd rather have the pipes burst or the toilet bowl breaking
btw i actually love you and the way you phrase things
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you’ve rendered this linguist shy with your compliment
winks back
Nah, my shit was literally just so cement like it clogged the toilet so bad we couldn't auger it, I'm on meds now to fix the issue lol
He needs a new toothbrush with every use. Everything is ten times more expensive. Dentists? Fuck them. Since his saliva and blood are poisonous, is his jizz like that too? he wouldn’t even be able to jerk off without massive consequences, so major sexual repression. What about shitting tho bc if your saliva is poisonous, wouldnt that mean every time he takes a dump it’s a worry about destroying the plumbing. Only poop at home in that special S-grade toilet. A shart? Game over. No meds for upset stomach would ever work. And being a woman with that power? Periods would be impossible. Forced to free bleed everywhere unless you can get some S grade cup to stick up there.