Let me hold your hand while I say this...
how about i chop off ur hands..
How about i glue them Back on..
how about i put them in acid before u can do that..
Show some manners. One at a time. Take this instead *gives container of sodium hydroxide*. But first you wait until I've glued it back on. We don't want to descend into anarchy here.
I hope this doesn't become a love triangle..