I read this in the tone of an exasperated friend and it truly sent me
They really do have people in the comments leaving sound suggestions to keep them satisfying each other and not a prison sentence lmao
Hey this is coming from a person who came one time thinking about their husbands coworkers watching them bang on the hood of his car so I get it. On time when we were on a date like back in our twenties we had sex in a car and mall security knocked on the window, luckily we didn’t get arrested but yeah I’d never do it outside again so trust and believe one day imma figure some shit out
I think some of that one way glass on the window and some living room sex could stop y’all from getting arrested.