Car Sex Sucks!

Errant Belle September 29, 2017 3:23 am

Oh sure, it looks all hot and cool in this story, but...
Anyone who has ever tried it knows having sex in car is just a pain in the ass.
And no, I'm not referring to the yaoi kind of pain in the ass.

Don't misunderstand; I'm not criticizing the story.
I'm just saying that, if you've never tried having sex in car...
Don't!

Responses
    Fallust September 29, 2017 5:12 am

    Hmmm, perhaps your vehicle/s wasn't/weren't roomy enough? I've had sex in multiple vehicles, and I've learned that while yes, some are definitely not a joy to court in, some can also be extremely convenient and/or roomy enough to really get lost in sex in. That's just my own experience, though. I can't speak for everyone!

    CatCat September 29, 2017 5:33 am
    Hmmm, perhaps your vehicle/s wasn't/weren't roomy enough? I've had sex in multiple vehicles, and I've learned that while yes, some are definitely not a joy to court in, some can also be extremely convenient an... Fallust

    Lol! Car sex for me has been mostly an inconvenience, though I've done it in a van a few times, super roomy n fun!

    zonethco September 29, 2017 10:50 am

    done it in a small car it was so freaking hard in the front seat, but go to the back seat with all that space... Hell yeah.... Bouncy bouncy bounce

    Note - make sure you have tinted windows when you do it in campus parking lot guwahaha

    Errant Belle September 29, 2017 2:34 pm

    All I know is that if you have sex in a car with a manual transmission, you are taking your life into your own hands.
    In the heat of the moment you can impale yourself on that gearshift.

    CatCat September 29, 2017 4:59 pm
    All I know is that if you have sex in a car with a manual transmission, you are taking your life into your own hands.In the heat of the moment you can impale yourself on that gearshift. Errant Belle

    Lmao preach!

    Nyalen September 29, 2017 7:09 pm

    Let people have sex in the car, YOLO! XD
    Yeah, it's uncomfortable but sexy

    For young people, of course, I'm not doing it again at my age XD

    CatCat September 29, 2017 7:13 pm
    Let people have sex in the car, YOLO! XDYeah, it's uncomfortable but sexyFor young people, of course, I'm not doing it again at my age XD Nyalen

    haha yeahhh it was fun and exciting in my younger days, now I'm like... kids at grandmas... LETS DO THIS!(๑•ㅂ•)و✧(╯°Д °)╯╧╧ f*ck this table! It's in my way ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ