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No, no you're not! Urethral sounding is incredibly hot! The faces and sounds they make are even better than you're imagining. The best is using hollow glass rods. They look delicate and like they can easily break, yet they are quite durable with the right care. The fear and panic mixed with the elation of arousal.... mmmmm. Let me tell you! It's so incredibly sexy!
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And I'm just sitting her like
"Yeah, same, man, I'd try playing with a dude's urethra if he asked me, but goddamn would I criiinnnngge. Imagining the pain, of course, on some level I'd still find it sexy."
And then checking through the comments was like, "crap, I'm the only person contemplating the weird shit"
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