Responses
About those:
1. he said he couldn't let the school get dirty (handjob would still splatter LOL) (I also thought it was gonna be by hand)
2. He could be just saying that--meaning he was found guilty but was innocent or that wasn't what he went to jail for. We don't know the backstory yet. Maybe he stays away from people because they lied about him or set him up, so it's safer to stay away?

1. He gave a blowjob instead a handjob.
2. He's a ex-rapist instead of for gangster or drug smuggler
Nice.