This is the best thing I've ever heard XD
Once my family and I were camping and my mother went to this open shower (there was a door but it was outside and there was a huge gap below the door). There was a big rock lying on the floor, which she thought nothing of and started showering. Then she realized that the rock had moved. She almost ran out of the bath naked when she found out the rock was a big toad.
Hahaha, I feel you guys so much. Recently a bat came through to hide under the roller shade and fell down injuring itself when I rolled it down the window. When it scurried all over my room, bleeding, I got into such panic I literally dragged my dad in and locked him up inside my room with the bat, begging him to kill it from the other side of the door...
The frog was inside your house?
THATS MORE THAN I GET! I sometimes negotiate with my chihuahua to not lay in the middle of my bed so I can also lay there
yeah like our house is really low-lying and we live right near to a small canal
WHAT KIND OF PLACE DO YA'LL LIVE IN,,,?
i was on the verge of peeing and I had to go downstairs but there was this huge frog in the way and I didn't think of scaring it away or something and I didn't have any ideas so I just asked him kindly, in full English, "hi, i'm sorry, can you kindly move along? i really need to pee."
he did nothing for one whole minute and then he finally jumped away