9-1-1 what's your emergency?
LOLOL I LOVE YOUR COMMENT IT MADE MY DAY!
Is that a police? I'm calling the weed!
People are growing taller quickly. I'm gonna be crushed...
Ya need some milk. <3
Hey, it is a proven fact that short people are smarter than tall people. Cause we're closer to the ground, we get more oxygen. What? Don't look at my like that. That's MY STORY and I'M STICKING TO IT, DAMMIT! LOL
That's RIGHT, we are SHORT and we are MIGHTY. The closer to ground, the closer to hell (づ￣ ³￣)づ
LOVE IT!!!!!
Your microaggressions against short people must be STOPPED.
*punches 9-1-1 into the microwave*
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(I'm joking, my favorite part was the broccoli. Super simple story but a fun little light read so far)