Responses
and here I was silently praying that perhaps the meaning was eventually lost in translation (like translating from chinese to hebrew to spanish to english - in which case even a vacuumer is supposed to cook eggs in under 5 min)
But I guess not...
and definitely lost in the generic cuteness and then out of nowhere:
"I was prepared to do it even if you said no"
Me: Dude. No, wtf