CALL YOUR BF. LIKE ASAP. LET HIM BUY A FUCKING PLABNE TICKET. *grabs kniee* imma tell him to go to you now
PLANe* and *knife*
Um.
This makes me uncomfortable.
SAME. MY HORMONES BE RAGIN'.
No... I take that back. As an asexual, I must stay true to my creed.
Bye.
*fap*
LMAO
rip
Your dick may be big but you know what else is big? MY LOVE FOR JESUS!! CAN I GET AN AMEN??
AMEN. PRAISE THE LORD.
HAHAH HOLY SHIT. AMEN.
Amen. May peace be with you in both your mind and *cough* *cough* lower region.
Has anyone watched the friday the 13th movie where this guy says:
God, Im so Horny?
Welll
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Thats me, at the moment :P