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Priapus was depicted as a protector of harvest, his statue would be on gardens and farms of all sorts, but since he was also the god of fertility (particularly male fertility), his statues and paintings would have him with a massive erection. Just google it and you'll see! xD Now just imagine walking by a farm, find his statue like that and just think, *shrugs* I guess its my lucky day *strokes*
Did you know that the followers of priapus, in ancient Greece, would have statues of him with a major hard on around, passersby would stroke it so they could have good luck with fertility, both sexually and with harvests o/ it was give and receive huh~