What do I do if a crave a dick but can’t get any because I’m vegan?

.... don't bite the dick bro

Like off a living person or off a corpse?

Also wtf

WHOAAHAHHAHA I KNEW DEAR, CUZ IMMA ONE OF YOUR COUNTRY'S WARGA AHAHAH
Gw ngetiknya pake keyboard b.indo lagih
Keyboardnya pengertian(?) sama minatku uhukk

A cactus is good too if you like it rough hahahahah jk holy shit it's now inside my head I can't stop cringing

use a cucumber as a dildo

I already do?

uh not sure... he met with a guy.. this man wanted to be eaten (no joke!) mhhh
they also made a movie. in the movie they cut the dick and tried to eat togehter
but the man fainted (if my memory is correct)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
engl. movie title is "grimm love"
https://youtu.be/EHLMIPccTQ4

Where di you watch it?

lol! I rented the dvd ^^

You can find it online?...

Can’t*

I usually dont like streaming long movies (pc or internet are to slow for long movies).
guess you can find it on streaming sites. if you have netflix you can watch it there.
ah I also found it on youtube https://youtu.be/9iUj8prM6mE
of course its +18

Okay cool!