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I got a lot of embarrassing stories but I can't remember them..Well I got a embarrassing story that just happened like 2 days ago?
So my 2 friends were with me going around at school because I was a new student and I got this 1 friend of mine that keeps on introducing me to someone that is not even my classmate and she keeps on talking and keeps on introducing me to someone.I keep on trying to stop her but then she keeps going.

Uww let's see...
I also have quite plenty but hm I will share something that happened some months ago
It was in winter and it was so cold so I had my eyes closed as I was walking
And at a moment I crushed in a trust bin and hit my head while blood came out of my mouth XD I laughed a lot at my clumsiness XD but gosh that was embarrassing XD

I was at a bus stop and the stranger next to me is looking at his phone and asks something like “Can you tell me what this says?” So like a friendly stranger, I look over at his phone to help him, but he jerks away like I’m a creep and it turns out he was talking into one of those Bluetooth earpieces.

Let me tell you an embarrassing story. Not mine tho. So my friend was caught up jerking off while reading porn by her mom. XD

Oh my god i feel embarrased for you

OMG XD poor her T.T

omg (≧∀≦)

okay, I got a few good ones:
(1) so me and this guy I liked were laying on the couch together around midnight. everyone else was asleep. or so we thought. we were honestly just making out and we heard something that made me jump and fall. we look up to see my step-dad. who because of the way we fell, it looked like I had been trying to give the guy a blowjob. even worse, my step-dad tries to tell me all calm and funny like "We've all been there". to this day he still thinks way more happened than it did.
(2) my very first dog I got as a teenager, was very protective of me and my mom. he was a guard dog between the two of us. one day my mom and her then new boyfriend(now step-dad) were in the room with the door closed. and there sits my dog wining and scratching at the door. I got to check and see what he is freaking out about. they were having sex. He thought he was hurting her. No joke, ANY time the door closed, my dog did this. they even put him outside, he just does it right outside their window. (ノ≧∇≦)ノ my good puppy lol

nice puppyXD

yeah, my folks didn't find it so funny. I on the other hand find It hysterical.

It is funny XD and at the same time kinda sad for your mom and step-dad
Poor them(￣∇￣")

OK OK! So this happened last weekend, I was at my dads house, and me, my dad, my sister, were sitting in the living room watching tv and my dads girlfriend was in the kitchen, which was like right in front of the living room. And so i had ripped out this big a$$ fart, like a f*cking dinosaur roar, while my dads girlfriend was like right there in the kitchen, and i just sitting there hoping she didnt hear that loud a$$ dinosaur roar XD
(i bet she heard it :') )

(3) my mom and me decided to have pizza for dinner. so we were online ordering it. she tells me go ask what your brother and his gf want. I knock on the door. that SHOULD be closed. well, it wasn't clicked into the hole right. so it just opened. burned forever the image of my brother's gf riding on top of him, both stark ass naked, with window wide open. I kind of awkwardly pause for a minute, and so do they. I just closed the door and said, "So mom wants to know if you want pizza?". get back down the hallway and my mom's all "I forgot to stop you, I could hear them going at it earlier".
....like, mom, at this point I already got that. lol

RIP your eyes o-o

(2) I was at school, and the day was ending, so my teacher was announcing things and everyone was putting stuff away in there backpack, and my backpack was on floor so i bent down to grab my backpack, and note: we had group tables, so i had a partner next to me, continuing.. i bent down to grab my backpack and i ripped out another fart XD and it was kinda loud in the classroom so i was like " OH F*CK! wait- everyones being loud.. so maybe she didnt hear it " and i get up, put my backpack on my lap and my partner goes " Did you just fart? " (im laughing while typing this XD) and im all panicking inside and then i go " Huh? oh- no :I " and try and act all cool and then she goes " Oh- ok -.- " and then i was embarrassed and tried to avoid her while walking to the front of the school XD

sounds like something my brother would do.
he did this thing when he started new relationships, he would hold back his farts the entire time. and the very second he got in the car, he would fart just nonstop for about 10 minutes. always had to drive home with the windows home or die.

FOR 10 MINUTES?! GODDAM.

seriously. he would just rip one after another. it happens when he gets all nervous.

well, i feel bad for his butthole and you

he and my two cousins have it bad. no one likes being stuck in a car with any of them. lol