"I had no intention of breaking up with you, that's why I never contacted you once and simply went overseas after that one time you reasonably refused to leave your entire life and career behind when I asked in a totally casual tone if you'd go with me" boy the uke was nice to slap you and tell you to get out. I'd have slapped you all the way outside AND got a restriction order.
Still I am cheering for them cuz I have no shame ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
"I had no intention of breaking up with you, that's why I never contacted you once and simply went overseas after that one time you reasonably refused to leave your entire life and career behind when I asked in a totally casual tone if you'd go with me" boy the uke was nice to slap you and tell you to get out. I'd have slapped you all the way outside AND got a restriction order.
Still I am cheering for them cuz I have no shame ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭