If I got turned into a guy, I pray God, Allah, every God in Chinese culture and I'm serious.
I would have go and fuck some dude.
Me:
1) happy freak out
2) gloat "no more periods"
3) Look at myself naked
4) Fap
5) read yaoi smut porn and fap some more
6) sleep naked
7) and repeat
If I turn into a guy some day (randomly), I would.....
* freeze up in shock
* look at myself naked after I recover from the shock
* fap and read Yaoi
* pee
* go shopping
* flirt with a girl
* go to a gay bar (I am bisexual)
* have sex of I am lucky enough (still bottom. I prefer to bottom)
* relax (cause I don't have to worry about periods, makeup or accessories anymore)
* prank my friends (only close ones)
* visit gym at late hours
* sleep
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And repeat ofcourse!!!
If I got turned into a guy my agenda would be as following:
1. FREAK OUT!!
2. Clam down and try to understand what happened
3. Look at my self naked
4 . Get new stuff (like clothes)
5. Pee
6. Cry
7. Masterubate