Next time tell him that you are getting ideas of what to do in bed... and wink! If he doesn't get the point buy a dildo.
Lolololol... I’m not the only one reading this in the morning then
If I get ideas from yaois, I'm not sure that I'm going to be on the right direction! Hahaha!!!
No, dear! It's also me! I have lost hope that I can do otherwise... hahaha!!!
That is why you need the dildo...wink wink!
I am a woman, in case you didn't notice! If I get ideas from yaoi stories and get them to my bed, I think I might have issues. :p
And mu husband's prostate too...
Yeah i noticed! I was joking! Imagine your husband face...
I guess he is going to ask me a divorce!!! And we are 17 years together, it's a pain in the ass to look for another one. Hahaha!!!
Lol! Men, tststs, there are not even willing to play a little...
At least, they aren't going to play with anyone else... hahaha!!!
I was so concentrate reading this that I didn't realise my husband who was behind me until he said to me: "What the hell are you reading, first thing in the morning?" I didn't get to answer because he just look at me and said: "Screw this! I am sure that I don't want to know details, depends on your looks." ლ(´ڡ`ლ)