If God saw this he would cry
i bet God is shaking His head right now and face palming.
I'm Christian and I think He can understand the difference between reality and fiction better than us.
I'm an atheist but I'm sure if he existed he would be able to take a joke.
Unlike what you just did? Or DID you realize what I said was mostly a joke?
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
911 operator: This is 911, what's your emergency? Me: Someone just got slaughtered before my eyes
Bad joke, send help quick. I don't have long :'(
If God saw this he would cry