Responses

Throwing out a wild theory: He's part of the curse of this "whatever-was-his-name-god" who's had two hearts in one body and got hacked in two - for either my eyes deceive me or "random middle aged homeroom teacher" got:
option A - magical rape bug, makes you about 20 years younger, but you can see ghosts and hear voices (downside, but well)
option B - met the other part of the curse (young, oh so attractive, "swoon"), together they can solve the puzzle, restore world peace and all that with mutual o-chin-chin-rubbing and "surprise? guess what's in your ass?"
Some ppl actually know what the actual fuck is going on or make good theories and I'm like which century are we in again