*Ahem* and the number one best man of 2018 is *insert drumroll* Shizumi!
HOST: congratulation Shizumi! Any words you would like to say
MINATO: Damn right he’s the finest man on earth, so u better keep you eyes of him *death glare*
VIEWERS: what a pity, he’s so handsome and sweet (ect...)
MINATO: I heard that u idiots!
Viewers run away for dear life however, never stops fangirling/fanboying.
Minato happy with what just happened, pulls Shizumi into a kiss a final time to show that Shizumi is taken.
THE END
Sorry... I read your common I just felt like doing this *quickly leaves scene* ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ

Dang yo, Shizuma-kun is leaving 2018 as the #1 man of the year for me
( ∙_∙)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)