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Welp, that's the moment you fervently wish for the guy to enter omegaverse. And be impregnated. With twins.
For ten years consecutive.
(Disclaimer: I am well aware that there's all kinds of people out there and each forks his own way, but let me rage at cheating unsupportive people in my small enclosed, non-peace-way)
The political correct way (supposedly) would be: Mixed haemorrhoids grade 4, and his arms too short to scratch that itch (not to mention, apply the salve)
It's not just fiction, it actually happened to my next door neighboor, the girl was going through chemo and the husband got some ramdom girl pregnant... though he knew what was happening with his wife! Sometimes people can be so heartless... it's so sad, they married about 6 months before it all happened.