1. Refuse to accept the break up. 2. Deny they ever broke up with you. 3. Show up at their school/work place out of the blue uninvited. 4. Repeatedly declare in public that you are together to everyone you meet (as many times and as loudly as you can). 5. Find out where they will be in their free time and follow them there. 6. Physically cling to their arm and refuse to let go no matter what. If an arm is unavailable a leg will do. Really make them work to be able to move freely. 7. Declare you will change everything about yourself so they will love you. 8. Follow them everywhere, even to the bathroom. 9. Refuse to believe they like anyone else no matter what they say. 10. Find out who they like and tell them all the intimate details of your relationship. 11. Tell new love interest they are going to ruin the other person's life. Make sure to make them feel as low and guilty as possible.
Follow these 11 easy steps and you too can be a stalker ex...um...I mean get your ex back and be loved forever.
1. Refuse to accept the break up.
2. Deny they ever broke up with you.
3. Show up at their school/work place out of the blue uninvited.
4. Repeatedly declare in public that you are together to everyone you meet (as many times and as loudly as you can).
5. Find out where they will be in their free time and follow them there.
6. Physically cling to their arm and refuse to let go no matter what. If an arm is unavailable a leg will do. Really make them work to be able to move freely.
7. Declare you will change everything about yourself so they will love you.
8. Follow them everywhere, even to the bathroom.
9. Refuse to believe they like anyone else no matter what they say.
10. Find out who they like and tell them all the intimate details of your relationship.
11. Tell new love interest they are going to ruin the other person's life. Make sure to make them feel as low and guilty as possible.
Follow these 11 easy steps and you too can be a stalker ex...um...I mean get your ex back and be loved forever.