Just run out naked into the wild, survive off the blood of baby rabbits. regain your stren...

Kiss me s!/@$ August 3, 2019 10:02 am

Just run out naked into the wild, survive off the blood of baby rabbits. regain your strength and once he finds you, you call for you’re fellow animal friends and the trees. Due to your nature experience, you have learned how to talk to trees. Due to that skill you tell the trees to wrap his ankles and wrists together and you let your brother bear have a snacc, as a thank you gift for the brother bear finding you on the verge of death and breastfeeding you back to health. The stalker is then abducted by aliens, dropped off in Alaska and is captured by pirates to be sold into slavery. The end.

Responses
    Lililovescats August 4, 2019 1:44 pm

    Omg I cried such a beautiful story. I want a stalker now so I can try that. ;_; you are such a wise hooman. The aliens would love to meet you. ;'). ┗( T﹏T )┛

    Anoneemouse August 5, 2019 2:26 am

    Drugs are bad, friend...